Like most of you, I paid my taxes and filed them too and on time. I am not opposed to paying taxes. I believe in a social contract. I want to be protected from an enemy invasion. I am not one who believes we should abolish the IRS, as some have called for, people like Groover Norquist, I wonder if he was named after former President Grover Cleveland, a conservative, pro-business leader who lead the U.S. into a major depression. Fringe candidates Ran Paul, and Marcus Rubio are also notorious critics of the IRS. Now, I don’t love the IRS, but without taxes, there can be no government, no military, no support for public schools, no social security, no environmental protection, no regulation of food and drugs. I guess we could have an all-volunteer government, install a monarch or ask a big company like Apple or Proctor and Gamble to just take over. Maybe Warren Buffet and Mitt Romney could be in charge of investments. Our government leaders are already beholden to big business and with special interest PACs calling the shots, the interests of the 99% are not seriously addressed. It’s so bad that big oil and gas can compel educated politicians who know better to say stupid things like we should invest in KLEEN coal, and that “there is no consensus in the scientific community on climate change” or that “the science is not settled as to whether humans have contributed to the problem of global warming”. They can’t admit what they know to be true that carbon emissions from our persistent use of fossil fuels is a major region why we are having catastrophic weather events that one might have previously witnessed once in a lifetime, practically twice a year.
Did you know that in 2014, 27 cents of every tax dollar went toward military spending? 2.5 cents went to support public education. 1.6 cents went to the energy and environment and just 1.5 cents went to science. President Obama’s proposed discretionary spending for 2015, which needs congressional approval, has 55% going to the military, 6% to education, and 3% to science. When you add in mandatory spending on entitlement programs which includes social security and unemployment, veterans benefits, food and agriculture, it’d be 16% to the military, 2% to education and 1% to science. Some priorities. It’s no wonder that American students significantly lag their peers in other countries in math and science. It should also come as no surprise that companies have to search for talent outside the U.S. to fill positions that require a high degree of scientific expertise. Nor should it be a surprise that so many Americans actually don’t believe in science at all. They don’t understand it and would rather just take a lazy political side and deny or take a hard line religious stance with a literal interpretation of the creation story and claim the earth is something like 6,000 years old contrary to scientific evidence that the earth is about 4.5 billion years old.
Let me ask you this: Do we really need to spend 640 billion on the military each year? How much does safe enough cost? Do we really need to spend 391.2 billion on 2,443 F-35 fighter jets at 160 million a piece? By comparison, we are slated to spend around 100 billion on education AND science in 2015. That’s it. Doesn’t this disproportionally light in comparison to our spending on defense? Don’t we want a literate and competitive populace? The 1% and their minions in Congress don’t. If the voting public wised up, Congress would be out of a job and the 1% scrambling to create the next scam. I say people and the planet over profits and a little more equality please.
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Imaginary Debate Part III – Pres. Obama v. Mitt
Moderator: As you may have noticed, climate change is all around us – drought, extreme weather, the melting of the polar ice caps, rising sea levels to name but a few examples. As president, how would you reverse this alarming truth.
MITT: I’m not personally responsible for it, as you know, but it’s no surprise that government regulations of the Obama administration have not helped. What we need are fewer regulations, more drilling, fracking and that sort of thing. As to drought and floods, hurricanes and the like, well I say take responsibility for yourself. Move to higher ground. Go to Michigan, they have beautiful trees, just the right height and the lakes, I love them, not just those Great ones either, why I love the little inland lakes that dot the interior…and cars, did I mention I love cars, my dad…
Moderator: Governor you time is up. President Obama.
President Obama: Clearly Mitt doesn’t take the danger seriously. Climate change is no joke. And if he really believes we can frack our way to reverse the trend of global warming or else just move to Michigan, he’s unfit to be President. Unfitt Mitt.
Moderator: Governor, you were heard telling a crowd at a fundraiser that the 47% of people who don’t pay federal income taxes should take personal responsibility for their lives and in effect stop free loading off the government. Should the government stop supporting the poor, disabled, unemployed, the homeless, the frail and elderly?
Mitt: As I’ve said, I’m not going to worry about them, they have the safety net. What they need are jobs. Wal-Mart is always looking for greeters, you know the ones with all the buttons on their aprons, I just love those buttons, and the burger sandwich establishment has a reputation of hiring the needy and indigent to sweep floors and so forth. And I’m always looking for some good help to iron my jeans – I like a good stiff denim pant (my cool look) with a clean crease. I could use a shoe shine guy too. See, I’m a job creator.
President Obama: I’m the President of the 100% of Americans and if the GOP would stop blocking my jobs bills, and stop trying to crush the unions, we’d have more people working in good jobs. Governor Romney’s job plan is not a domestic jobs plan, it’s a plan to hire domestics.
Moderator: Governor, you released your tax return for 2011 and a summary of your tax returns dating back to the 90’s. You actually paid more last year than you were legally required to do so, even after you said that if you were to pay more than you owed, you would not be fit for the presidency.
Mitt: If I said that, I didn’t mean it, but I stand by what I said whatever I said.
President Obama: Well, it looks like Governor Romney is feeling a little guilty about not paying his fair share and is trying to make amends, but I would suggest he’s got a lot of amending to do.
For more debates, see:
Part I: Imaginary GOP/DEM Debate
Part II: Presidential Debate In Song
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