Some professional teams really should go for a name change. Take the Cardinal, no not Stanford whose name should be a Plover or maybe a Quail. The St. Louis Cardinal is actually a Northern Cardinal. The Northern Cardinal, a member of the crow family, makes quite a bit of noise, but despite their piercing song, take flight when challenged. If St. Louis insists on holding on to a bird name, I would propose a more interesting one like a Tanager or a Whip-poor-will. I can hear the crowd whipped into a frenzy with the call of the Whip-poor-will to taunt opposing pitchers and outfielders. For the other bird teams, and I’m mixing sports here, like the Blue Jays, Eagles, Orioles, Owls and Seahawks, here are some choice bird replacements:
Baltimore Sapsuckers (Sphyrapicus thyroideus) – a nod to all the pine tar the players use
Toronto Arctic Warblers – a mouthful
Philadelphia Woodpeckers – you know, all the wooden bats
Rice Roadrunners – rolls off the tongue
Temple Grackles – Grackle is just a great football name and would instill fear in an opponent.
Seattle Flamingo – I don’t know why more teams aren’t named after wading birds.
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