Let’s go off the fiscal cliff. Let’s do it. I, for one, have always wanted to bungee jump or sky dive off a mountain. It would be a thrill of a lifetime. And I’ve been saying for years now that cliff diving should be an Olympic Sport and with all the attention given to going off the fiscal cliff, cliff diving may just make a comeback. By the way, speaking of the movie Skyfall, which I keep wanting to call Free Fall, I reviewed it here, if you are interested in a review that won’t ruin the ending to help you decide whether to plunk down serious coin to see it at your local theatre. But back to the fiscal cliff, why not take the plunge, not only would it be fun, it would:
Raise taxes by 2% on everyone, sorry billionaires, I know it’s going to hurt you most of all.
Reduce bloated defense spending by 10%. Sorry Lockheed Martin, we don’t need that 6th generation F-22 Raptor II upgrade. The 5th generation of birds will do just fine and are still the finest birds by two generations over anything else out there.
Cut medicare by 2%. Ouch, I know that hurts, but it will only hurt profitable providers, not beneficiaries.
But it won’t happen. We ain’t going off the cliff people. Actually, some call the cliff a curb. And we’re not even going off the curb, because as Chris Hayes says, “no one actually cares about the deficit“. They don’t, GOP and DEMS alike. The GOP wants to preserve tax cuts for billionaires and spending on a bloated military. And DEMS whose home districts benefit from military spending, don’t want the automatic spending cuts to defense even though our country is armed to the teeth and as ready to defend and wage war as ever before.
Dang, I always wanted to skydive – to freefall just like in my dreams where I’d wake up before I hit the ground. I’d even like to put on one of those jet pack suits and fly freely like a bird, although it appears the cliff is little more than a bridge from which one could safely bungee jump. And if it is simply a curb as some have suggested, well, I’ll just put on my sneaks, stand at the precipice and pretend.
- Even Newt Gingrich knows the “fiscal cliff” is a scam, by @DavidOAtkins (digbysblog.blogspot.com)
- Bungee-Jumping Over The Fiscal Cliff – OpEd (eurasiareview.com)
- CEO Of Massive US Defense Firm Scoffs At The ‘Fiscal Cliff’ (businessinsider.com)
- Is Cliff Diving The Least-Bad Option? (andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com)