Life Under President Mitt Romney

This is a first in a series of contemplations of life under a Romney Presidency.  I may or may not believe this and feel that I am entitled to change my positions, flip flop and pivot at will for any reason, and anything I say shall be void where prohibited except in New Jersey.

Regulations stripped.  Now oil and gas (AKA Big Oil) companies can mine, blast, drill and frack to their hearts’ delight, and with government subsidies to bolster profits.  And if the air is a little dirtier, wear a mask.  If your tap water shoots flames, just let it run for 47 minutes before drinking – perfectly harmless.  And look on the bright side, you’ll never have to buy matches again.

No NPR for your morning drive.  No Sesame Street for the youngsters.  No Zoom.  No Electric Company eee.   No Magic School Bus and Nova because that’s science and SCIENCE bad!

New Supreme Court Justices (emphasis on the plural) appointed by President W. Natt Rimney will overturn Roe v. Wade,  put prayer back in school, require creationism to replace evolution, would uphold all voter suppression laws so that the next time you vote, you will have to provide DNA samples, a birth certificate, a photo album documenting your life, copy of your lease or home mortgage loan papers, at least one gun permit (or flash your concealed weapon) 5 affidavits to prove you are who you say you are – and of course this only applies to persons of color, the elderly, the poor, students, anyone with facial hair, people with suspicious sounding names and all Democrats.

And I’m just getting started.  Stay tuned for more of Life under Mitt.

3 Responses

  1. Thanks for scaring the crap out of me this morning…lol

  2. I scared myself!

  3. Hahaha!

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