So far, the London Summer Olympics have been pretty interesting, even though the events I like the most have not yet aired – dressage (just kidding), who gets the medal in the dancing horse event anyway, the horse or the rider? I believe Mitt Romney’s horse (his wife Ann’s actually) is competing in London. The horse named Rifalca (aka “crazy legs”) is a equine treasure that yields a handsome tax break and perhaps even precious medals.
So far, I’ve watched as much coverage as I could, and in some cases, as I could stomach. For example, I managed to get through a water polo match as the Americans took out Montenegro. The game is a bit silly in my view, but it is a game, at least, being that there is a ball involved, unlike dressage. I found the caps they wear pointless – I guess they call them hats. Are they simply decorative? I’d like to see them wear those old diver helmets made of cast iron. The other thing that annoys me about water polo is that dang whistle the refs incessantly blow. Sometimes a player will get whistled for dunking a guy’s head or splashing his opponent in the face with water, and have to go dog paddle in a little roped off penalty area at the side of the pool.
The men’s and women’s bike races just took too long, and I tired watching them tire, but both featured fantastic finishes. I enjoyed the women’s race more because they biked in the rain and it seemed far more treacherous and challenging with quite a number of spin-outs and non-fatal crashes. Not that I enjoyed the crashes, but that the element of danger made the event more exciting.
The gymnastic qualifying rounds just seem pointless. Couldn’t they just line them all up and have everyone go one after the other, and say the best vault wins gold, next best silver and so on for all the events. And how many countries compete in swimming? The Olympic Committee should just cap it at 16 countries and build a 16 lane pool. One race per event. My oldest daughter believes there are too many distances too and I quite agree and also think there are too many events. There should only be the freestyle, that’s it. The backstroke is just plain stupid. Have you ever heard of the 100 meter backwards sprint in track? Actually, that might be pretty interesting.
Beach volleyball. I’m sorry, that belongs in the X games, not the Olympic Games. And skeet shooting? Come on. That’s something for hunters, not athletes. I could go on.
I’m partial to basketball, soccer (futbol to the purists), track and field, cliff diving, bowling and croquet. These are the events that produce true Olympic champions.
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