BEWARE OF DOG ALTERNATIVES

Every now and then I see a sign that says: BEWARE OF DOG.  But I’m thinking that half the time the homeowner has no dog at all and the warning is simply to keep a burglar guessing.  The more truthful message might be:  BEWARE THERE MIGHT BE A DOG.

But it’s not only a DOG that a burglar, delivery person or visitor might need to BEWARE OF – there are other dangers out there.  Here’s a sampling:

  • BEWARE OF CRAZED CAT
  • BEWARE OF BATS IN OUR WALL
  • BEWARE OF THE GHOST HAUNTING OUR HOUSE
  • BEWARE OF CURSING BIRD
  • BEWARE OF LEAD, ASBESTOS and MOLD SPORES
  • BEWARE OF MERCURY SPILLS
  • BEWARE OF SNAKES
  • SMILE FOR THE CAMERA
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One Response

  1. I love these! I need to post them on my door here!

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